Here comes the f*cking bride. This is my blog about all the planning and fussing and decision making from the perspective of a bride who isn't very bride-y. I'm a little type-A, curse a lot, and have been known to eat a non-breakfast burrito for breakfast. I would like unicorns more if they had fangs and some sort of rage issue. I'm also a comedian and musician living in Brooklyn, NY. Click the icons below to ask me a question, or find me on Twitter and facebook! Otherwise: www.jenkwok.com

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Oh Sh*t, I'm a Bride!

My mother-in-law’s doggie modeling supercool hipster glasses!

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Reader Submission: “Graffles, though perturbed by the latest Sasha Frere-Jones piece, manages to stay stylish.”

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August 14, 2012

In case you were not at my wedding, this is more or less how it went down:

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August 3, 2012

I think I wanna marry you…

I thought I’d seen it all - this is so amazing. TEARS!! LAUGHTER!! Congrats to the lovely couple! ;D

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THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED BITCHES!!!

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May 29, 2012

OK, I know I already got married, but this just caught my eye! It’d be the perfect dress for the right lady….so pretty!!! :D

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May 25, 2012

The cake toppers in action!!!
I will do another step by step post later describing how to make these cake toppers. I think it’s sacrilege that Etsy shops charge $100-$300 for these things, when you can very well make it yourself - and have fun doing it!

The cake toppers in action!!!

I will do another step by step post later describing how to make these cake toppers. I think it’s sacrilege that Etsy shops charge $100-$300 for these things, when you can very well make it yourself - and have fun doing it!

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May 19, 2012

The dress! The dress!! Actually it was a top with two different skirts - ingenious! :D

Look # 1 - In the long dress with my good friend, the designer, Johnny Vendiola.

Look #2 - Singing in the short poufy skirt!

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May 18, 2012