Here comes the f*cking bride. This is my blog about all the planning and fussing and decision making from the perspective of a bride who isn't very bride-y. I'm a little type-A, curse a lot, and have been known to eat a non-breakfast burrito for breakfast. I would like unicorns more if they had fangs and some sort of rage issue. I'm also a comedian and musician living in Brooklyn, NY. Click the icons below to ask me a question, or find me on Twitter and facebook! Otherwise: www.jenkwok.com

Oh Sh*t, I'm a Bride!

My mother-in-law’s doggie modeling supercool hipster glasses!

warbybarker:

Reader Submission: “Graffles, though perturbed by the latest Sasha Frere-Jones piece, manages to stay stylish.”

My mother-in-law’s doggie modeling supercool hipster glasses!

warbybarker:

Reader Submission: Graffles, though perturbed by the latest Sasha Frere-Jones piece, manages to stay stylish.”

In case you were not at my wedding, this is more or less how it went down: 

I think I wanna marry you…

I thought I’d seen it all - this is so amazing.  TEARS!! LAUGHTER!!  Congrats to the lovely couple! ;D

unpluggedoutlet:

THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED BITCHES!!!

OK, I know I already got married, but this just caught my eye!  It’d be the perfect dress for the right lady….so pretty!!! :D

OK, I know I already got married, but this just caught my eye!  It’d be the perfect dress for the right lady….so pretty!!! :D

The cake toppers in action!!! 
I will do another step by step post later describing how to make these cake toppers.  I think it’s sacrilege that Etsy shops charge $100-$300 for these things, when you can very well make it yourself - and have fun doing it!

The cake toppers in action!!! 

I will do another step by step post later describing how to make these cake toppers.  I think it’s sacrilege that Etsy shops charge $100-$300 for these things, when you can very well make it yourself - and have fun doing it!

The dress!  The dress!!  Actually it was a top with two different skirts - ingenious! :D

Look # 1 - In the long dress with my good friend, the designer, Johnny Vendiola.

Look #2 - Singing in the short poufy skirt!

A very nice blog my friend wrote about our wedding :)

WE DID IT!!! WE’RE MARRIED!!!!!!!!! :D

First cab ride as a married couple from City Hall on 5/11!!!! :D

First cab ride as a married couple from City Hall on 5/11!!!! :D

The DIY cake topper made by my sister and me!  Take that, $300 Etsy cake toppers!!!!!

The DIY cake topper made by my sister and me!  Take that, $300 Etsy cake toppers!!!!!

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