Here comes the f*cking bride. This is my blog about all the planning and fussing and decision making from the perspective of a bride who isn't very bride-y. I'm a little type-A, curse a lot, and have been known to eat a non-breakfast burrito for breakfast. I would like unicorns more if they had fangs and some sort of rage issue. I'm also a comedian and musician living in Brooklyn, NY. Click the icons below to ask me a question, or find me on Twitter and facebook! Otherwise:

Oh Sh*t, I'm a Bride!

Conversation at Ikea

Me:: Oh, I forgot! I wanted to get a frame for the bar menu!

Him:: (pointing) Those are frames right there.

Me:: No, it needs to be bigger.

Him:: (gesturing with head) Well, what about those frames?

Me:: No, those are too big.

Him:: Well...

Me:: Just stay in line. I'll be right back!

Him:: (shakes head in disbelief)

Me:: (walks halfway back to frame section before giving up and turning around)

Him:: What happened?

Me:: I got tired and then I gave up...

Him:: Teehee

Me:: ..but I found these COOL STRAWS!!!! :D

Him:: Cool!!

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