Conversation at Ikea
Me:: Oh, I forgot! I wanted to get a frame for the bar menu!
Him:: (pointing) Those are frames right there.
Me:: No, it needs to be bigger.
Him:: (gesturing with head) Well, what about those frames?
Me:: No, those are too big.
Me:: Just stay in line. I'll be right back!
Him:: (shakes head in disbelief)
Me:: (walks halfway back to frame section before giving up and turning around)
Him:: What happened?
Me:: I got tired and then I gave up...
Me:: ..but I found these COOL STRAWS!!!! :D