Here comes the f*cking bride. This is my blog about all the planning and fussing and decision making from the perspective of a bride who isn't very bride-y. I'm a little type-A, curse a lot, and have been known to eat a non-breakfast burrito for breakfast. I would like unicorns more if they had fangs and some sort of rage issue. I'm also a comedian and musician living in Brooklyn, NY. Click the icons below to ask me a question, or find me on Twitter and facebook! Otherwise:

Oh Sh*t, I'm a Bride!

All the things that WON’T be happening at my bachelorette party.   Notice the theme?

FYI that is a Twitpic of pregnant Jessica Simpson wearing a penis mask at a bachelorette party.

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